I’ll Pass on the Good Sex!!!

I Said What I Said

Yes, you read that right I don’t want no good SEX in my life! Nope, Nope, and Nope. I didn’t just wake up thinking this, I have dealt with problem before and I came to the conclusion, it is okay for a guy to be mediocre at best in the bedroom. Good sex can drive you crazy and God forbid it’s amazing you won’t be able to think straight the next day (this is completely based off my experiences) or the rest of your life. Good sex will have you planning a wedding that isn’t even going to happen the next morning, good sex can have you calling into work knowing your job is short-staffed, and the list goes on and on. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

About 10 years, I met this really nice dude and back then I was young and dumb. I had never experienced good sex (how would I know) so I just thought I was unstoppable. 8 months went by with this dude in the blink of an eye and all I can remember is the sex. He was controlling me with sex, because it was AMAZING. How did I break the spell, I went out of town with family and I felt totally different I started to think other than sex what did this man have to offer me…. Absolutely nothing! As much as I didn’t want to let him go I had to, because we only had a sexual connection and we put a label on it. Once I took the blinders off I didn’t find him so attractive, we didn’t have anything in common, he wasn’t funny, and he was controlling.

I see so many females arguing over dudes that don’t have a dime to their name, (talking about the man) but these women know something that everyone from the outside doesn’t know. I just shake my head and think, his sex game must be amazing! Like they are meeting up to fight about a man and they aren’t even mad at him or telling him to make a choice. They are blinded by the dick and I totally understand, because 10 years ago I was showing out about the same thing. Matter of fact I saw the dude who I had dated like 2 years ago and got week in the knees. So if I were asked to “order” my perfect man my request would be: smart, funny, can cook a little bit, can live off the land, handsome in my eyes, and MEDIOCRE in bed. Keep that good sex because I need to be able to think straight the next morning! 

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